I know January is supposed to be a depressing month. But I am convinced that is only because we expect it to be so. The Christmas hangover lasts at least a week along with the leftovers. The endless boxes of Chocolates, Christmas Cake, and the Cheese that you shoved right at the back of the […]
“OLDER WOMEN HAVE BETTER SEX LIVES ” ITS OFFICIAL
I was amused to read an article recently by Susan Quilliam the Author of (For those of us that can remember it) ‘The Joy of Sex’ a rewrite form the original 1972 version. According to the research that she had conducted us ‘Older Birds‘ can enjoy a full and active sex which was previously denied […]
ONE MORE NIGHT…..
We arrived home from Butlins clambered out of the car, suitcases dumped on the pavement and dragging them behind us we went inside. My BF Trudy was getting picked up in half an hour. We decided to go and sit in the garden and surprised ourselves by having a beer and a fag!. With the […]
OVERLOADED..THE TALE OF TWO TOMATOES
My blogs have been sadly lacking I know, sorry. But sometimes life takes over and my ability to come up with anything useful,witty or constructive to say flies out of the window and takes my sense of humour with it. The best summer we have had in ages was ..for me..blighted with tragic events and […]
AGE IS JUST A NUMBER ? NOT ACCORDING TO POF
I was incensed recently when on another ‘regular’ dating website I received a generic email from it’s owner, laying down the law about approaching people on his site that were younger than you. In his ignorance he had used an example of an older man approaching a younger woman (It was as if the reverse of […]
A RANDOM NIGHT IN BRAUNTON..DEVON
The North Devon Coast is a beautiful place to be and after the terrible month I had just experienced I was ready for some down time. The weather was on the whole sunny and warm and the scenery was breath-taking . We spent days on the beach and nights together eating in mostly and sampling […]
LIFE!!! AND ANOTHER CHAPTER FROM THE BOOK.(contains sexual content)
Sorry for my lack of blogs people, but my life has been fraught with family tragedies and problems. Don’t feel I can share all the awfulness at the moment so will just have to take an enforced blog holiday. In the meantime here is another chapter from my book to keep you occupied. (Contains Sexual […]
HATS HORSES AND HOTTIES (contains sexual content)
In honour of our annual Ascot trip I thought I would share with you a chapter from my book. It contains explicit content so enjoy! . For the full story read my book “Sex and The Signposts” available free to download on Amazon Prime from tomorrow!. Chapter 3 HORSES, HATS & HOTTIES One of the […]
BOYS IN BANUS AND THE AMBER NECTAR.
A number of people have asked me where my Puerto Banus blog is and I have to say that whilst it was a great holiday the weather was awful for Spain( but here it is anyways.) So our usual routine was disrupted. The first day on the beach was so windy the gingerbird refused to […]
LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
I’m sitting here writing after another night of broken sleep. Friday night I was woken twice by the giant I live with. He had been for a boozy night out with his mates ( a not very often occurence) and came crashing through the front door banging it shut loudly and falling up the stairs. […]
HOLIDAY READING..?
I am off on a much needed break to my favorite place Puerto Banus. My bags are packed and I cant wait!. I was hoping to finish the final Chapter on my Tale of a Violent Marriage but will have to leave it until I get back. Anyway re-living my past although quite cathartic […]
ABSENT FATHERS The Tale of A Violent Marriage part 3
After that first memorable occasion in the mini our ‘affair’ became a passionate and sex driven business. We took every opportunity to be on our own and would volunteer for extra shifts at the pub so we could sneak off at the end of the night and make love where ever we could. I became […]
ABSENT FATHERS The Tale of a Violent Marriage part 2
As he smiled and stood proffering me his seat I scanned his face quickly smiling acceptance and sitting amongst the others at the table most of whom I knew, He had large expressive brown eyes and a flop of dark hair. He smiled at me displaying even white teeth. I concluded he was sweet, young […]
BUY MY BOOK FOR FREE…It’s naughty..very naughty
My Book ‘ Sex and The Signposts’ is FREE on Amazon Prime tomorrow..for one day only..Make sure you buy one.. Here’s a nibble or two…. Pushing me gently downward to my knees he made it quite clear what was expected next. It was a new experience for me to be so out of control but […]
REVENGE..A DISH BEST SERVED RED HOT!
I have been closely following the Vicky Pryce and Chris Hume affair. Nothing like a story about a wronged wife and errant husband to get my interest. There was nothing new in the words that I read. Marriages have been going awry in this way for many years, centuries in fact. As I write this […]
THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT
Well Father its been a few weeks since my last confession…I mean blog. So apologies but life has been a bit of an uphill climb and in order to write something..well anything really, you need some sort of inspiration and I have been all out on inspiring ideas and witty commentary. Is it just me […]
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH ??
What a week it’s been and its been hard to be positive and by mid-week I was running on empty. I had spent Sunday in the bosom of the family for Mother’s Day and enjoyed a nice dinner cooked for me as always by the family Chef Kate. I had some lovely presents and cards. […]
THE MRS ROBINSON EFFECT Chapter Two
I opened my diary and staring at the date, 10 June 2008, I raised my pen and just for a moment I couldn’t bring myself to write the words “Max leaves today”. There it was in black and white and finally it was over. The long and protracted death of my marriage draws to a […]
FRUSTRATION
I have a had a couple of funny weeks and not in a good way. I certainly haven’t been rolling around the floor, doubled up with laughter. In fact I haven’t been rolling in any capacity ‘ in the hay’ ‘on the floor’ ‘in a bed’ Nope nothing..zero, zilch!! I find I am in a […]
VOMIT & VINO Chapter 1
Finding the underwear receipt under the bed had been rather cathartic. I knew there was someone else, but I hadn’t been able to gather the evidence, my husband having put up so many smokescreens, I had been blinded, BUT I just knew! I was always checking his room, sniffing around like a bloodhound looking for […]
A BLOW UP DOLL ? ! MOI ?
I came across a scathing review of my book ‘Sex and The Signposts’ on the net other day just by chance. It was on some random book reading website and the guy (yes it was a man) was so aghast, shocked and horrified that he felt the need to be as nasty as possible. He […]
RADIOACTIVE ROMANCE (Nothing like a Willy Picture) a snippet from my book.
Chapter Five Radioactive Romance After my first couple of toyboy encounters, I was both encouraged and intrigued. If I could arouse this amount of interest in person, I wonder what I could do on the internet. One Sunday morning, some months before whilst looking at my pine tree and reading the newspaper – The Mail, […]
BIRTHS,BIOGRAPHY AND BUTLINS
My week started in the most spectacular way when my son phoned me to say that his wife was in labour. Right on the day she was due their daughter decided to put in an appearance and they were already at the hospital. I had worried that with the snow and the fact they live […]
INTERNET INTERACTIONS..DO SOME GUYS ONLY WANT VIRTUAL SEX ?
It’s always been well documented that internet dating is a hit and miss and a rather haphazard affair. You hit the button and invariably miss the target or the object of your affections ducks and dives so much that you end up tied in knots and not in good ‘Fifty Shades’ way. Since becoming single […]
MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL
I haven’t had a chance to have a pee let alone blog so pardon my absence but Im sure people around me are grateful that at least I did manage to get to the bathroom. I don’t think I have ever had such a busy Christmas run up and having nearly had a nervous breakdown […]
HOW THE BOOK GOT STARTED…INFIDELITY..REVENGE AND THAT FISH…
I don’t know why I started keeping a diary, except I remember the need to get organised and originally just kept it for arrangements and appointments. These of course, were mainly for Max, keeping track of his numerous hospital and doctors appointments, not to mention the ones for the solicitors who were fighting his court […]
KISS! MY ARSE!
I went out on Friday night for a much-needed bit of fun. There was only three of us and we started out with some nice pink fizz in our favourite city bar Corny and Barrow! Having stayed in for the last few weekends we were chomping at the bit. After quite a few glasses we […]
MY SHOE FETISH
I love shoes, only the pretty pointy sexy variety of course or those with platforms and shiny heels. The ones that elongate the leg and make any outfit look sassy and sexy. The ones with big bows or that are covered in sparkles, the ones with ankle straps and toes out, the ones with coloured […]
“A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND” Mae West
Love that quote by the indomitable late Mae West.. For those of you who may have missed it here is the article that I was in last week Woman’s Own Magazine.
READ ALL ABOUT IT
Its been really depressing reading the newspapers or watching the News in the last few weeks. I sometimes think for the good of our mental health we should give ourselves a break from the bombardment of horrors that hit us from every corner of the Universe. I don’t think us Human Beings were meant to […]
THE BOOK IS HERE….
Just in case you forgot 🙂
FIFTY PLUS VAT
I thought I would do a quick blog in honour of my Birthday today. Like all older women out there I know that getting older Sucks!! Nothing you can do about it apart from grin and bare it..literally in my case. Refusing to give in to it and living life to the full is the […]
REALITY CHECK
First of all folks for those of you that care sorry for the lack of blogs but my life has been a very busy place and I have been in a bit of an emotional hurricane with all sorts of things whirring around. With the absence of Irish my personal life took a nosedive. Having […]
BOOK UPDATE
Having discovered one or two glitches in the publishing of ‘Sex and the Signposts’ last week I have had to tweak a few things, so apologies to those I know are waiting to purchase and haven’t been able to. Everything should be resolved in the next few days. Having taken advice from a few knowledgeable […]
THE BOOK IS HERE….
“A hard man is good to find” Mae West. My Book ‘Sex and The Signposts’ is now available to purchase on Amazon in Paperback and for Kindle. If you enjoyed “Fifty Shades” this will bring you back to reality with a bang! A brutally honest and hilarious account of my last few years as single […]
