I went out on Friday night for a much-needed bit of fun. There was only three of us and we started out with some nice pink fizz in our favourite city bar Corny and Barrow! Having stayed in for the last few weekends we were chomping at the bit. After quite a few glasses we […]
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KISS! MY ARSE!
I went out on Friday night for a much-needed bit of fun. There was only three of us and we started out with some nice pink fizz in our favourite city bar Corny and Barrow! Having stayed in for the last few weekends we were chomping at the bit. After quite a few glasses we […]
MY SHOE FETISH
I love shoes, only the pretty pointy sexy variety of course or those with platforms and shiny heels. The ones that elongate the leg and make any outfit look sassy and sexy. The ones with big bows or that are covered in sparkles, the ones with ankle straps and toes out, the ones with coloured […]
THE BOOK IS HERE….
“A hard man is good to find” Mae West. My Book ‘Sex and The Signposts’ is now available to purchase on Amazon in Paperback and for Kindle. If you enjoyed “Fifty Shades” this will bring you back to reality with a bang! A brutally honest and hilarious account of my last few years as single […]
BEDROOM OLYMPICS AND BOOK BANTER
Following the revelations of my last blog I was struggling to cope with things which is unusual for me as I can deal with huge amounts of stress. I was clearly on overload and having screamed and shouted at certain people I was still not able to come down from the high and anxious place […]
FIFTY SHADES OF KNACKERED
It’s been a mad couple of weeks and I haven’t had time to even think about blogging. So much has been going on I haven’t been able to tell my arse from my elbow and it’s an ongoing whirlwind. But thought I would try to get something down and before you ask ..no not those..I […]
BLUSHES,CRUSHES & CRASHES
I was still recovering from the weekend in Butlin’s Bognor when I received a text from an unknown person! This was because I didn’t have the number saved in my phone!. Presuming it was from my Fireman friend from Saturday night I answered accordingly. After text three I realised in fact that this was not […]
SAY NO TO SPANDEX! (sorry Bridget)
With our Butlins weekend looming we were anxious to try out the fancy dress outfits and getting very excited about going. I had a phone call from the person we had ordered them from with the news that they couldnt supply. Their “Large” box actually contained “Small”. No way would I squeeze into small. In […]
SAY NO TO SPANDEX! (sorry Bridget)
With our Butlins weekend looming we were anxious to try out the fancy dress outfits and getting very excited about going. I had a phone call from the person we had ordered them from with the news that they couldnt supply. Their “Large” box actually contained “Small”. No way would I squeeze into small. In […]
Seven Christmas Cakes Six Yule Logs, Five Bottles of Champers, Two Sambucas and a Partridge in a Pear Tree….
FIFTH DAY I spent the day in a haze having had hardly any sleep and we all rallied round trying to manage a very active Matilda eating all the wrong food of course. The busy week looming ahead of me had just become even more complicated. Matilda would need dropping off…picking up..looking after Grrrr…. I did […]